Sorry if I’m misreading, but I wonder if you’re mixing up Steve Bannon (71) and Barron Trump (19). The Tweet says “Bannon” and is probably meant to imply the former. Steve Bannon is probably too old to have ever been victimized by Jeffrey Epstein; they are/were the same age.
I can see it now. Grey pigtail braids cascade down the slumping, geriatric shoulders of Steven Bannon’s porcine form, skirts swishing, while he attempts to seduce the aging pedophiles on the island. Time and time again he fails. The men look at him with disgust. “Oh no. They all think I’m ugly. Daddy Epstein will never make me a model now”, he thinks to himself, tears welling up in his dead, rheumy eyes.
Sorry if I’m misreading, but I wonder if you’re mixing up Steve Bannon (71) and Barron Trump (19). The Tweet says “Bannon” and is probably meant to imply the former. Steve Bannon is probably too old to have ever been victimized by Jeffrey Epstein; they are/were the same age.
lol you’re right, I was confusing them, coffee hadn’t kicked in yet I guess.
I can see it now. Grey pigtail braids cascade down the slumping, geriatric shoulders of Steven Bannon’s porcine form, skirts swishing, while he attempts to seduce the aging pedophiles on the island. Time and time again he fails. The men look at him with disgust. “Oh no. They all think I’m ugly. Daddy Epstein will never make me a model now”, he thinks to himself, tears welling up in his dead, rheumy eyes.
Is this the life that drove him back to the bottle over and over, one must wonder.
You should write fanfictions