Interview questions:

“How much do you love God King Emperor Trump our savior?”

“Which is better: one dead Democrat, many dead Democrats, all of the above?”

“If asked to violate the law and your own mother at the command of God King Emperor Trump our savior, how quickly would you carry out the order?”

“On a scale of pure snow, to bleached flour, how white are you?”

“Hitler did nothing wrong. This isn’t actually a question.”