Em dash will sour your milk and lose your car keys. It will cause your socks to become odd pairs and fart in the lift when your crush alights. Em dash is responsible for the failure of the mars climate orbiter but ran a successful misinformation campaign against SI units.
Em dash will sour your milk and lose your car keys. It will cause your socks to become odd pairs and fart in the lift when your crush alights. Em dash is responsible for the failure of the mars climate orbiter but ran a successful misinformation campaign against SI units.
I have a dream that one day my writing will not be judged by the frequency of my em dashes, but by the quality of my ideas.
Em dash will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. Em dash will mix antifreeze into your fishtank. Em dash will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there`s company coming over. Em dash will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Did you just use a backtick as an apostrophe? You are an absolute savage.