Was invited to a Dave And Busters as a bachelor’s party. It was so ridiculously corny. It was a gift from the groom’s dad. The groom didn’t have any other ideas, so this was it.

All the plastic instrument games were broken. Half of the fighting games had a broken joystick.

Honestly we could have just got a raspberry pi and some emulation games, and get drunk in the backyard.

The meaning of life is… Fuck this place, let’s go home.

• Tom Segura

Are you me?

What about getting home?