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    16 hours ago

    Mr Perkins: This is preposterous!

    Headmaster: Yes, it is. Or at least, it would be…if it were true.

    Mr Perkins: …What?

    Headmaster: I’ve been joking, Mr Perkins. Pardon me, it’s my strange academic sense of humour. I’ve been pulling your leg.

    Mr Perkins: Oh, thank God!

    Headmaster: I wouldn’t cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!