

So much /c/badlinguistics in this thread.
Haven’t been to reddit in the two years since I joined here, and I don’t have any other social media.
Oh boy! Another pizzacake to downvote!
And the math skills of a kindergartener.
Heaven forbid people be able to exert the tiniest modicum of self control. Spend money on that ice cream! Splurge on that trip! Don’t think, just consoom! That’ll definitely fill the void in your meaningless existence.