Does it bite… or spit?

If “probed”, would it considered animal cruelty?

Donald or Ivanka?

“Hello, Operator? Pass me through to #4, please.”

Pug Patel

I need my morning stew.

I always find real life examples when my students come to me with math/physics questions.

Trigonometry, thermal expansion, leverage, functions, fractions; “let’s go downstairs to the machine shop, and I’ll show you”.

I wish, that I could tell younger me about why fractions are important to learn.

Don’t think the little asshole would listen…

“Stop that, you could get hurt!”

“Ugh, just be on my side for once!”

It’s something to do, I guess.

How about a coffee enema to wash it down?

That just sounds like “A OK” with extra steps!

In fact, not even with extra steps.

“global?! That sounds like some foreign bullshit. We only want local; we’re the goddamn GOP!”

No way, slammed, really?!

They hardly ever use that word

I have at least two new unused sheets, but I have no clue where they’re at.

“Why won’t you just emboss the swastikas like I asked, you terrorist anti-facist?! Get a new one!”

mission to build a Christian AI

But AI is already fucking stupid?

That’s nothing, in Scandinavia it’s “there is fire in things”.