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Shit hole countries like the US shouldn’t even be allowed in the G20. Or any G in G[index].

As a “foreigner”, “other” or “potential illegal”, I promise to do my part and COMPLETELY AVOID THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA in both travel and purchases. This will allow you to better use your depleted resources and institutions for your own most precious agendas; making America great again or whatever you guys are bleating on about these days in the herd. You can count on me not to drag you down any further than your dragging yourselves down!

Ya got the WHOLE PLACE to yourselves! Hey! Have fun!

I bet you’d be able to get a great grip on his hair as you wind up with the other hand for that oh-so-punchable face.

Are you sitting here with a straight face trying to tell us that the “news” is more serious than a firehose of memes, set to “lulz”, sprayed directly into our medulla oblongata? Because that the most meta meme I’ve ever heard, if so.

The real stupid takes are the correlations between wealth and intelligence we made along the way.

If corporations are people, then sandwiches are speech.

A flawed hypothesis. LOGO and Hypercard > Lotus notes.

Sure. But I’ve seen enough red hats, and pickup trucks or front porches with flags to know people voted for this misery. It’s not impossible that MAGA cheated; dishonesty is in their nature - it’s actually “cheating” to say one thing and do another. However I don’t believe that they needed to cheat very hard.

I think the vote was pretty close, and that your country is just full of horrible people.

Because “the establishment” doesn’t get a ballot. The people do.

People. Voted. For. That. Thing.

7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it’s actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.

Canadians are not buying America’s shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn’t take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you’re living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.

So will everyone, mind you.

Ronald Reagan. Any movie where he’s a stigmatized gay man during the early AIDS epidemic. I want to sit in that directors chair and watch him get more and more visibly uncomfortable.

I wouldn’t presume to speak for anyone else’s motives. Mine are much more pedestrian; I want him in the oubliette because he’s a monster who needs forgetting about.

Canadian: Sorry.

American: You haven’t even said “Thank you” for my offensiveness.

Also: they about be sipping on Amontillado, and the dudes name should be “Unfortunado”.

YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!

does a bump of government coke, dies

Haven’t you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!

“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen, Gretchen!”

Who? These kids?

Why they’re just a bunch of young whippersnappers making childish comments that demonstrate their extremely underdeveloped emotional selves that’s all. Just one look at their simple moon faces and you can see how they not only don’t know any better, but that they cannot ever know any better. It’s a question of capability and potential.

They don’t have any real jobs or responsibilities yet, because, of course, they’re kids right?

/S in case it’s not too obvious.