Oh, man. I’ve been here and the porn cakes are possibly the most fucked up pancakes I’ve ever had.

Oh my god… What a cunt.

This has to be satire… The Victory brand is an Authoritarian government brand from the novel 1984.

“The [Victory Gin] was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club.”