“Ok let me check on something”
Uptime: 156 hours
"let’s restart using what I like to call, ‘the right way’ "
The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma
There used to be one in this town that just said “open water” with no elaboration.
It means they built a damn and flooded where the road used to go and it now goes directly into a lake.
I’ve heard it sounds like someone with a Slavic accent speaking Spanish
64 if you relax
Something something snowflakes…
Pretty sure this is his most iconic role
Now that depends on which brand you are
I thought that with this Pic, it sounded like something neon Joe : werewolf hunter would say
At least we all learned our lessons from the last one and will definitely have no issues when it happens again. /s
Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.
Dumb and dumber one was pretty good too https://youtu.be/zLDx-BPgxxA
Jackedsquatch
I had a teacher once who had used the old school non-flexible contacts and said “when the first thing you do in the morning is put a piece of glass in your eye, you’re day just goes uphill from there.”
Catholics are one of America’s og boogeyman. They used to fear the idea of a catholic president who could be influenced by the pope. I’m not sure when that went away.
Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason