I took a day trip to Newport Oregon today, but was still in a Ten Forward frame of mind.

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    So. Like. I love the defiant. It’s one of my favorite fed ships. It’s unabashedly designed for a purpose that Star fleet still does not want to admit they fill the role of.

    It’s simple, spartan, and densely packed.

    What it is not, however, is built by an engineer.

    Any half-decent engineer with access to replicator tech would have designed the ship to at least be able to spit out its own parts.

    (And probably, just maybe, to self-repair itself. Possibly using a singularity core for a power source so all it is now is a question of mass.)

    Also, can we mention the seatbelts? And surge protection?

    Bashir: “Oh look. Seatbelts. It only took them a decade to read my analysis of shipboardninjuries….”

    <Sisko Glare>

    O’Brien: “look, don’t blame us. Every prototype, seatbelts come standard. But apparently ensigns are less expensive because they remove them to keep the cost down.”

    <Sisko’s glare changes to miles>

    Bashir: “what?! That’s barbaric!”

    O’Brien: “Don’t even get me started on surge protection circuits for the eps conduits!”

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    Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
    That started from this Bajoran port
    Aboard this tough little ship

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        The wormhole started getting rough,
        Tough little ship was tossed,
        If not for the courage of the fearless crew
        The Defiant would be lost, the Defiant would be lost.

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    Sisko: The Defiant was built for one purpose - to fight and defeat the challenge of coming up with interesting stories wedded to a single location.

    (I kid! I kid!)