By large I mean by area, not [necessarily] density or weight. Preferably something that isn’t collapsable or capable of being easily disassembled. I want the delivery of the item to be a major pain in the ass.

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      Tobias, from accounting: The shipping department is the only one running at a loss. Why is your department ordering so much furniture?

      Thomas, Shipping: How else are we supposed to make 1 ft^3 of packing peanuts fill a box big enough to destroy the spine and sanity of the UPS driver?

      Tobias: Why would you want to do that?

      Thomas: It’s part of the departmental vision statement. The company has one. Why can’t we?