Shoestring, Onion Ring, Waffle, Tots, Curly, Wedges, Zigzag, Sweet Potato

• Shoestrings
• Tots
• Wedges (but not the ones in this picture)
• Onion Rings (they’d be higher on the list but they’re not potatoes)
• Waffle
• Curly
• Zigzag (why do they always suck so much? In theory they should be great. Also why are they always sold at public swimming pools?)
• Sweet potato

Anything in the list gets to move up +1 when chicken salt is added if the other contenders don’t, except sweet potato or onion rings.

1st: Curly

2nd: Waffle

3rd: Shoestring

4th: Wedges

5th: Tater Tots

6th: Zig Zag

7th: Onion Rings

8th: Sweet Potato Fries

I genuinely love all of these, and struggled to rank them. Just a total potato gremlin.

These rankings also depend a lot on the source. So I just went with the best I’ve tasted of each.

I love all of these, not gonna lie.

Rank is less important than the presence or absence of chicken salt.

5,3,8,4,7,2,6,1

Sweet potato Onion Rings Curly Tots Shoestrings Wedges Waffle Zigzag.

Tots might be lower on the list, but I found they can work surprizingly well in some lazy microwave meals I make, so they get extra points for ease and dependability.

1 2 3 7 8 5 4 6

3 2 1 4 7 6 8 5

Ok there’s another factor here and that’s taking into account the dipping sauce if any.

Crinkle cut without sauce? Bland. With a good sauce? Those little accordion fucks hold way more than shoestring.

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1. Tots, shoe string, and curry depending on the mood.

The rest are tied for get bent.

My vote is on number 10: Röstis

5 8 7 2 4 1 6 3

Okay, two of them aren’t even the same vegetable.